Top10: Parents catching you masturbating
Top9:“When our neighbor asked my son what I did for a living he said I sold drugs. I’m a pharmaceutical rep.”
Top8:“My son was visiting me at work when he pointed to a pregnant co-worker and said, ‘I see your belly. I know what you did.’”
Top7:Once, while in preschool, my daughter wore an extra fancy dress to school. After being asked if she was going to Cinderella's Ball she informed her teacher that Cinderella didn't have balls because she was a girl.
Top6:Trying to send a text to person A about person B. But since person B is on your mind you accidentally send it to person B
Top5:what about when you're talking to someone and they wander off without you realizing it and you spend a good 5 minutes talking to yourself.
Top4:“I received a note from my daughter’s preschool saying ‘Your daughter played duck, duck, goose but said vagina, vagina, penis.’”
Top3:I was riding in the car with my married friends and their three-year-old when we drove by a rather large African-American man in a white t-shirt who was running down the road. My friend's son pointed and screamed, "COW! COW!" ...the window was open.
Top2: As we showered at the pool my nephew pointed to the man beside us and asked, “How come his is so much bigger than yours?”As we showered at the pool my nephew pointed to the man beside us and asked, “How come his is so much bigger than yours?”
Top1:At my prom last year, I thought it was gonna be amazing, like everyone thinks before the big night. I was almost dateless because I asked my boyfriend to go with me, but two weeks before.....Read More
